From: Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
Season 23, Episode 2
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It’s not too early to speculate about the 2016 election11 comments to It’s not too early to speculate about the 2016 election |
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I have so much fun in Florida for Nicole Tarantino’s wedding to Brenard Taylor and soon as we were landing at Orlando international airport, my mom almost left her phone on the plane but lucky for us a technician at the jetway returned her phone to her. Then we went to dinner At Wolfgang puck’s and the kids gave me a djembe as a gift as they went to Disney’s animal Kingdom And mom and dad and I were staying at the Hilton Sheraton Orlando then we were watching the 2016 presidential election on television and Donald Trump won. The next morning the election news about trump raged Like a wild fire in Chicago as A white man Was Beat up by two black women and The women Said that he voted for Trump. Then exact same morning my siblings and I went to Epcot for their drink and eat around the world expo then that evening my parents and my siblings Dropped off Kane and Peyton at the airport for their flight to Las Vegas. The next morning I got a bar of piggy Poop soap as a present and we were going to Naples for Nicole’s wedding but unfortunately I wasn’t invited neither were Sue-Ann and Aaron But mom and dad were invited and I got a Krusty Klump bar with peanuts as a gift since my siblings and the kids went to Simpson’s land then me and my family Which was the five of us we were staying at a hotel in Naples which was the Hampton Inn and suites Naples And my parents took me to their Jackson Memorial high school mini reunion for the class of 1976 and the class of 1978 and we told jokes and shared stories from over the years past and I had Mom’s phone with me that night and I was watching the Simpsons two classic episodes from season 27 the episodes were Lisa with an S And how Lisa got Her Marge back Then the next day I went over to Debbie and Paul’s house and met their grandson Lucas.
Speaking about mom and dad’s mini class reunion, I was describing the plots and synopses:
Lisa with an S:
In a loosely based parody-knock off/rip off of Tonight from West Side Story called Tune Knight, the guys get prepared for their poker night at Moe’s Tavern and Lisa is accepted into High Note Band Camp which notable graduates include Pete Barbutti. Then Homer lets his daughter go to band camp with a full house, and he loses to Laney’s four of a kind then Lisa’s band camp trip is canceled and Lisa frustratingly tosses her baritone saxophone to Bart then Bart plays jazz on his sister’s baritone saxophone, he says “Hey this is my thing now, so easy.” Then during dinner Laney and Lisa jam and Lisa plays the opening riff to the Roseanne theme song by W.G. Snuffy Walden then Lisa is a huge fan of Laney’s as Lisa has all of her albums and Lisa gets to go on tour with Laney and Lisa will be thanking Marge at the Tonys after the great Angela Lansbury. Lisa and Laney run into Laney’s director and Lisa’s former ballet instructor at the Chazz Busby School of Ballet, Chazz Busby and they perform a medley of songs by Stephen Sondheim including “Everything’s Coming up Roses” from Gypsy in which Lisa blows a jazz solo on her baritone saxophone. Lisa learns that Broadway show biz ain’t what it’s cracked up to be as she and Laney won’t be playing in Pittsfield, because Lisa got a bigger ovation than Laney and they won’t be able to share the same stage again as Lisa wanted to go home and Chazz never claimed the rights to “Everything’s Coming up Roses.”
How Lisa Got Her Marge Back
Bart and his baby sister Maggie try their hand at pranking and the gang from Riverdale High School (Moose, Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica) wish Archie was alive to see them have Bart fall for the glued quarter to the sidewalk gag. Lisa is constantly playing jazz on her baritone saxophone, as she’s working on a new solo jazz piece and Marge disapproves of Lisa’s jazz saxophone playing and Lisa calls Marge Marjorie instead of mom. To make it up to Lisa and apologize to her, Marge takes Lisa on a mother-daughter trip to Capital City, where they see Bad News Bears: The Musical and adverts for musical adaptations of G.I. Jane, Men in Black and Paul Blart Mall Cop. After the show they meet Andrew Rannells at the penny loafer then Lisa plays the intro to Don’t Rain on my Parade on the saxophone then she sings “Don’t rain on my Parade” from Funny Girl then Lisa, Milhouse, Martin, and Database jam in Bart’s treehouse where they play “Apple Core” by Gerry Mulligan with Database on toy xylophone, Lisa on her baritone saxophone, Martin on double bass, and Milhouse on toy piano.
The presidential election occurred quadrennially (every four years) during the BCS era, the National Championship was played in New Orleans and Pasadena in even years during the Presidential election and caucus and the summer olympic games and during the winter olympic games and the FIBA World Cup and FIFA World Cup, and in odd years the BCS National Championship game would be played in Miami and Glendale/Tempe during the FIBA Continental Zone Tournaments. During last year’s midterm election I voted for the offices of Nevada State Senate, Nevada State Governor, and Nevada State Mayor, then I voted yes and/or no then I inserted my voting card in the voting booth to print out my results and I signed my name in cursive. I had my iPhone with me that day and I started watching my back-to-back series marathon of David’s guitar shop on youtube, and I started from the beginning at season 1, I watched the pilot which Phil X reviewed a rare mint-green tinted sea-foam green fender Strat-ocaster then in season two, he reviewed a 1965 sea-foam green fender bass VI played by Nigel Tufnell of Spinal Tap and a 1970’s era fender sea-foam green fender jaguar played by Marc Bolan of T-Rex then he was temporarily replaced by drills bassist Daniel Spree aka Danny Spree when he was on tour with Bon Jovi as Danny reviewed a 1973 Rickenbacker bass guitar played by Geddy Lee of Rush and Paul McCartney of the Beatles and Wings and a 60’s 12-string Rickenbacker fire-glo 375 played by George Harrison of the Beatles, Pete Townshend of the Who and Tom Petty of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers then Daniel reviewed a 1987 maple-glo Rickenbacker twelve-string played by Roger McGuinn of the Byrds.
With the 2020 Presidential election coming up this year’s presidential candidates include Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and Kanye West.
I’m also going to watch David’s Guitar Shop starting with the pilot
During the Coronavirus outbreak I am going to my local Albertsons grocery store for the 2020 Presidential election/caucus to vote for Donald Trump or Joe Biden and to get my flu vaccine then I’m going to watch my quadrennial David’s Guitar Shop marathon on YouTube to watch my homeboys at fretted Americana review acoustic and electric and bass guitars. I will watch every episode from the beginning which is the pilot in season one all the way to season 18.
I went to the community center to vote last friday
Men in black, let’s face the facts the only thing you lack is love!
Hey G.I. Jane, let’s make it plain, how do you train for love?
Herr comes Paul, to guard the mall but Ehen will he Fall in love?
Men in black, let’s face the facts the only thing you lack is love!
Hey G.I. Jane, let’s make it plain, how do you train for love?
Herr comes Paul, to guard the mall but when will he Fall in love?
Men in black, let’s face the facts the only thing you lack is love!
Hey G.I. Jane, let’s make it plain, how do you train for love?
Here comes Paul, to guard the mall but when will he Fall in love?
Don’t tell me not to live just to sit and putter, life is candy and the sun’s a ball of butter. Don’t bring around a cloud, to rain on my parade!
Don’t teil me not to fly, cause I simply got to if someone takes a spill, it’s me and not you.
Who told you you’re allowed, to rain on my Parade?
Get ready for me love because I’m a comer,
I simply gotta march, my heart’s a drummer.
Nobody, no, nobody is gonna rain on my Parade!