I do not deserve a Mother’s Day gift for being “one badass mother”

From: Homer Scissorhands
Season 22, Episode 20

May 10th, 2011 | Tags: , | Category: Season 22 | 3 comments - (Comments are closed)

Eating my vegetables is not a Mother’s Day present

From: Moe Better Blues
Season 21, Episode 21

May 16th, 2010 | Tags: , | Category: Season 21 | One comment - (Comments are closed)

I do not have the hots for my mom

From: The Devil Wears Nada
Season 21, Episode 5

May 8th, 2010 | Tags: , | Category: Season 21 | 2 comments - (Comments are closed)

My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld

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From: Viva Ned Flanders
Season 10, Episode 10

January 10th, 2010 | Tags: , | Category: Season 10 | Comments are closed