It’s “Facebook,” not “Assbook”

From: Coming to Homerica
Season 20, Episode 21

I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy

From: Father Knows Worst
Season 20, Episode 18

I will not mock teacher’s outdated cell phone

From: The Good, The Sad, and The Drugly
Season 20, Episode 17

My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds

From: Wedding for Disaster
Season 20, Episode 15

Four-leaf clovers are not mutant freaks

From: In the Name of the Grandfather
Season 20, Episode 14