I will not ridicule teacher’s Final Four bracket

From: Love Is a Many Strangled Thing
Season 22, Episode 17

I did not see teacher applying for welfare

From: Loan-a Lisa
Season 22, Episode 2

Teachers’ unions are not ruining this country

From: Rednecks and Broomsticks
Season 21, Episode 7

I will not mock teacher’s outdated cell phone

From: The Good, The Sad, and The Drugly
Season 20, Episode 17

I did not see teacher siphoning gas

From: Dangerous Curves
Season 20, Episode 5