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I will not call the principal “spud head”

The-Simpsons-s04e15-I Love Lisa

From: I Love Lisa
Season 4, Episode 15

I will not yell “She’s Dead” during roll call

The-Simpsons-s04e13-Selma's Choice

From: Selma’s Choice
Season 4, Episode 13

I will not eat things for money

The-Simpsons-s04e12-Marge vs. the Monorail

From: Marge vs. the Monorail
Season 4, Episode 12

I will not bring sheep to class

The-Simpsons-s04e08-New Kid On The Block

From: New Kid On The Block
Season 4, Episode 8

I will not teach others to fly

The-Simpsons-s04e07-Marge Gets a Job

From: Marge Gets a Job
Season 4, Episode 7