From: Selma’s Choice
Season 4, Episode 13
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Of course, this episode starts off with a funeral (Marge’s aunt Gladys)…
Abraham: Death, there it is, death!
Ode to my cat by Lisa Simpson
I once had a cat named snowball she died she died
My mother told me she’s sleeping she lied she lied
Why oh why is my cat dead
Could that Chrysler had killed me instead?
Gladys: I leave to my niece, Marjorie, my collection of potato chips shaped like celebrities from Jay Leno to Maurice Chevalier. These are my children Marjorie, so take good care of them and to my sister Jackie, I leave my pet iguana Jub Jub.
Jacqueline: Why did she had left me the bowel obstruction that killed her?
Gladys: And to my childless nieces Selma and patty I need you my grandfather clock in these words, don’t leave them on like me so start a family
Since Elizabeth Taylor passed away The Simpsons crew have memories of working with her and reflected on working with her during the audio commentary for Gump Roast and Matt Groening remembered his experience in working with her and pointed out that as a joke she ran out of the recording studio after saying “Fuck you” then the episode Love is a many strangled thing is dedicated in her memory with a screenshot of Maggie taking her pacifier out of her mouth to say “Daddy.”
My kitty died on Christmas Eve and dad told me to be brave
(Homer holds a cue card which says 10% sadder)
But instead of singing carols I was digging snowball’s grave.
(Lisa cries and the audience cries)
Janey holds a cue card which says “Go Lisa!” Martin holds a cue card which says “You’re a star!”
My kitty died on Christmas Eve and dad told me to be brave
(Homer holds a cue card which says 10% sadder)
But instead of singing carols I was digging Snowball’s grave.
(Lisa cries and the audience cries)
Janey holds a cue card which says “Go Lisa!” Martin holds a cue card which says “You’re a star!”
Lisa during the Little Starmaker qualifying heats