“March Madness” is not an excuse for missing school

From: How The Test Was Won
Season 20, Episode 11

Jesus is not mad his birthday is on Christmas

From: The Burns and the Bees
Season 20, Episode 8

This punishment is not medieval.

From: Mona Leaves-a
Season 19, Episode 19

The capital of Montana is not “Hannah”

From: Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind
Season 19, Episode 9

Frankincense is not a monster

From: Kill Gil Vols. 1 & 2
Season 18, Episode 9