I am not the acting President

From: Lisa the Tree Hugger
Season 12, Episode 4

I am not here on a fartball scholarship

The-Simpsons-s11e19 - Kill the Alligator and Run

From: Kill the Alligator and Run
Season 11, Episode 19

I am not the last Don

The-Simpsons-s11e03 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner

From:  Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner
Season 11, Episode 3

I am not a licensed hairstylist

the_simpsons.10x08.homer_simpson_in_kidney_trouble

From: Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble
Season 10, Episode 8

I am not the new Dalai Lama

The-Simpsons-[09x24]-Lost Our Lisa

From: Lost Our Lisa
Season 9, Episode 24