Does any kid still do this anymore?

From: Bonfire of the Manatees
Season 17, Episode 1

A booger is not a bookmark

From: Home Away From Homer
Season 16, Episode 20

Beer in a milk carton is not milk

From: On A Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister
Season 16, Episode 11

Poking a dead raccoon is not research

From: She Used to Be My Girl
Season 16, Episode 4

I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be

From: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
Season 15, Episode 14