From: Lisa the Beauty Queen
Season 4, Episode 4
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Side effects of chillaxodol include Headaches, painful spasms, dry mouth, whiskers, Musical flatulence, involuntary Memphis juking, sudden relocation, and Dolphining.
In The Simpsons season 30 finale Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion, Marge prescribes Bart to take a new drug called chillaxodol and weans him from his old medication Focusyn.
Chillaxodol contains side effects including:
Headaches- Bart groans
Painful spasms- Bart babbles
Dry mouth- Bart has a dry mouth and drinks buzz cola
Whiskers- Bart grows whiskers and mews
Musical flatulence- Bart farts
Involuntary Memphis juking- Bart breakdances
Sudden relocation- disappears and reappears
Dolphining- Bart acts like a dolphin