Comments on: The Christmas Pageant does not stink https://bartsblackboard.com/the-christmas-pageant-does-not-stink/season-3/138/ Archive of Bart Simpson's Blackboard Writings Mon, 20 Jul 2020 18:35:01 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.8.2 By: Russell https://bartsblackboard.com/the-christmas-pageant-does-not-stink/season-3/138/#comment-1291 Mon, 20 Jul 2020 18:35:01 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=138#comment-1291 I have the book on the first episode of the Simpsons and at the beginning, the Springfield shopper has given the Springfield elementary school Christmas pageant four and a half stars.

]]> By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/the-christmas-pageant-does-not-stink/season-3/138/#comment-1290 Sat, 12 Jan 2019 15:36:24 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=138#comment-1290 Speaking of Springfield elementary’s annual Christmas pageant, here are a few scenes from the actual thing
Frolich Weinachten, That’s German for merry Christmas, in Germany, Santa’s Servant, Bruprecht
Brings presents to the Good children and whipping rods To the parents Of bad ones.
Meri kurisumasu, I am Hotseioshi, A Japanese priest who acts like Santa Claus, I have eyes in the back of my head so children better behave when I am nearby.
And now Lisa Simpson as Tawanga the Santa Claus of the South seas.

]]> By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/the-christmas-pageant-does-not-stink/season-3/138/#comment-1289 Tue, 25 Dec 2018 00:01:02 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=138#comment-1289 In Simpsons Roasting on an open Fire, the episode had no chalkboard gag and no couch gag, the screen reads “The Simpsons Christmas Special” and the episode begins with the Christmas pageant at Springfield Elementary school and a group of students just finished singing “O Little Town of Bethlehem.” Then Principal Skinner introduces Santas of Many Lands by the 2nd grade class, which is based on a report Matt Groening actually did when he was in second grade. Then he introduces the fourth grade class singing a medley of Christmas carols and Bart interrupts by singing “Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile broke its wheel and the Joker got away.”

]]> By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/the-christmas-pageant-does-not-stink/season-3/138/#comment-1288 Sat, 22 Dec 2018 06:48:16 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=138#comment-1288 In 2016 mom took me out to lunch with Brittany Martin and it was raining and snowing outside, I had this cold which gave me the aches and the flu, my dad said “Russ, I’m taking you Christmas shopping” and I said “In a minute dad, I’m making my Christmas present for Kane and Peyton.” We went to target to get me a new Xbox 360 and father said “This’ll be our little secret so don’t tell mom” in the electronics aisle, I saw a sale of Simpsons DVDs on sale during the holiday season at Target.

]]> By: Señor Spielbergo https://bartsblackboard.com/the-christmas-pageant-does-not-stink/season-3/138/#comment-1287 Tue, 21 Dec 2010 21:46:17 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=138#comment-1287 “Oh, and one more thing: Merry Christmas!” – Mr. Burns

]]> By: Señor Spielbergo https://bartsblackboard.com/the-christmas-pageant-does-not-stink/season-3/138/#comment-1286 Tue, 21 Dec 2010 21:45:18 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=138#comment-1286 This was the last new episode to air before Christmas in 1991.

(Some future non-Christmas-related episodes, like Season 20’s “The Burns and the Bees”, have used similar Christmas references in the opening.)

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