i will not – BartsBlackboard.com https://bartsblackboard.com Archive of Bart Simpson's Blackboard Writings Wed, 07 Mar 2012 10:17:09 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.8.2 I will not replace a candy heart with a frog’s heart https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-replace-a-candy-heart-with-a-frogs-heart/season-23/1494/ https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-replace-a-candy-heart-with-a-frogs-heart/season-23/1494/#comments Wed, 07 Mar 2012 10:17:09 +0000 http://bartsblackboard.com/?p=1494

From: The Daughter Also Rises Season 23, Episode 13

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From: The Daughter Also Rises
Season 23, Episode 13

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From: Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Season 22, Episode 17

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From: Love Is a Many Strangled Thing
Season 22, Episode 17

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From: The Blue and the Gray Season 22, Episode 13

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From: The Blue and the Gray
Season 22, Episode 13

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From: Father Knows Worst Season 20, Episode 18

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From: Father Knows Worst
Season 20, Episode 18

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From: The Good, The Sad, and The Drugly Season 20, Episode 17

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From: The Good, The Sad, and The Drugly
Season 20, Episode 17

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From: No Loan Again, Naturally Season 20, Episode 12

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From: No Loan Again, Naturally
Season 20, Episode 12

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From: Lisa the Drama Queen Season 20, Episode 9

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From: Lisa the Drama Queen
Season 20, Episode 9

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From: Mypods and Boomsticks Season 20, Episode 7 (couch gag)

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From: Mypods and Boomsticks
Season 20, Episode 7 (couch gag)

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From: He Loves to Fly and He D’oh’s Season 19, Episode 1

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From: He Loves to Fly and He D’oh’s
Season 19, Episode 1

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From: Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot Season 18, Episode 20

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From: Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot
Season 18, Episode 20

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