Comments on: I will remember to take my medication

By: Russell

Russell — Mon, 21 Sep 2020 09:20:44 +0000

After I take a urin sample I go to my local grocery shop to get my bottle of Doctor Pepper as I consider the carbonated beverage a medicine as medication because two of its ingredients are acid and phosphorus acid benzoate and I label Doctor Pepper and Coca-Cola as drugs.

By: Russell Jernee

Russell Jernee — Fri, 19 Jun 2020 00:00:53 +0000

Dr. Doris: I have two pills of chewable Prozac for children, manic-depressive mouse and the bluebird of unhappiness.

By: Russell

Russell — Mon, 17 Jun 2019 13:12:35 +0000

Side effects for his ADD medication including involuntary Memphis juking, Dry mouth, sudden relocation, dolphining, whiskers, musical flatulence, painful spasms, and headaches.

By: Russell

Russell — Mon, 17 Jun 2019 13:04:51 +0000

After taking his new ADD medication Bart starts experiencing threatening side effects such as musical flatulence and whiskers and Dry mouth and painful spasms as seen in the episode crystal blue haired persuasion

By: Russell Jernee

Russell Jernee — Fri, 01 Feb 2019 10:49:26 +0000

At the 2014 winter Olympic Games in Sochi Russia the Latvian Men’s ice hockey team had their eighth place finish In the tournament erased and rescinded by the committee As two of their key players Did take a performance-enhancing drug After the Olympic games the whole entire Latvian men’s ice hockey team was banned for the world championships in Minsk, Belarus

By: Russell Jernee

Russell Jernee — Fri, 01 Feb 2019 10:44:16 +0000

Before the 2016 winter Olympics in PyeongChang, North Korea the Russian Olympic team was accused of doping and taking drugs, Therefore the international Olympics committee banned and disqualified them for the Olympics and they compete as the Olympic athletes from Russia

By: Russell jernee

Russell jernee — Wed, 30 Jan 2019 06:55:50 +0000

Lisa: OK meet me halfway, stop stirring your lemonade with a sausage.

By: Russell Jernee

Russell Jernee — Wed, 02 Jan 2019 16:13:21 +0000

The Simpsons have been taken drugs over the years, as you can see for yourself in the second episode of season 11 brother’s little helper, The episode begins with fire safety day at Springfield elementary school and a fire safety pageant and play is put on by the voluntary members of the Springfield fire department. The play opens and the curtain reveals a hippie crash pad featuring Maude and Ned Flanders Arriving on their motorcycles dressed up as hippies after a pot party the play was narrated by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Then Bart Is suffering from attention hyper activity disorder then he’s Prescribed focusyn When he takes the pill it increases his attention some of his heroes have taken drugs including Mark McGwire and Pete Rose. After Marge Bans him from his new drug Bart returns to his good old Ritalin, He takes the pill and he sings “When I am not fiddlin’ I Just takes me Ritalin, I’m poppin’ and sailin’ Man!” (Toot toot)
In weekend at Burnsie’s, Homer cakes marijuana which means Mary Jane then he starts appreciating and liking Lisa playing her saxophone even more then Lisa says “dad, it’s 1 AM and I’m out of saliva.” In smoke on the daughter Lisa takes up ballet and becomes addicted to secondhand smoke as it will make her a better ballerina or a ballet dancer which improves her ballet dancing. In apocalypse cow, Bart meets his new pet, a runt calf named Lulubell, Lou for short and he sacrifices the cow and bottle feeds it then he marries Mary Spuckler. One time in bed, Bart hears mooing noises and other animal sounds to encourage him to quit eating meat and become vegetarian then he realizes that the animal sounds are from his animal noise compact disc which Lisa puts in his compact disc player and plays for him. Then Bart resolves that he will save Lou and never eat meat ever again, not even prosciutto and melon, He realizes the animal sounds compact disc Lisa played for him is anguished animals three by Tress MacNeille Lisa tells Bart he will miss the protein And she has him take Some protein pills called Dr. hippie’s fungus Yums and Bart loves the taste of death and begs Lisa to get Him his cow back

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