Comments on: I will not yell “She’s Dead” during roll call

By: Russell Jernee

Russell Jernee — Fri, 01 Jan 2021 20:25:16 +0000

My kitty died on Christmas Eve and dad told me to be brave
(Homer holds a cue card which says 10% sadder)
But instead of singing carols I was digging Snowball’s grave.
(Lisa cries and the audience cries)
Janey holds a cue card which says “Go Lisa!” Martin holds a cue card which says “You’re a star!”
Lisa during the Little Starmaker qualifying heats

By: Russell Jernee

Russell Jernee — Tue, 10 Nov 2020 00:24:07 +0000

My kitty died on Christmas Eve and dad told me to be brave
(Homer holds a cue card which says 10% sadder)
But instead of singing carols I was digging snowball’s grave.
(Lisa cries and the audience cries)
Janey holds a cue card which says “Go Lisa!” Martin holds a cue card which says “You’re a star!”

By: Russell Jernee

Russell Jernee — Thu, 02 Jul 2020 12:49:44 +0000

Since Elizabeth Taylor passed away The Simpsons crew have memories of working with her and reflected on working with her during the audio commentary for Gump Roast and Matt Groening remembered his experience in working with her and pointed out that as a joke she ran out of the recording studio after saying “Fuck you” then the episode Love is a many strangled thing is dedicated in her memory with a screenshot of Maggie taking her pacifier out of her mouth to say “Daddy.”

By: Russell Jernee

Russell Jernee — Sat, 02 May 2020 21:12:56 +0000

Gladys: I leave to my niece, Marjorie, my collection of potato chips shaped like celebrities from Jay Leno to Maurice Chevalier. These are my children Marjorie, so take good care of them and to my sister Jackie, I leave my pet iguana Jub Jub.
Jacqueline: Why did she had left me the bowel obstruction that killed her?
Gladys: And to my childless nieces Selma and patty I need you my grandfather clock in these words, don’t leave them on like me so start a family

By: Russell Jernee

Russell Jernee — Sat, 02 May 2020 20:55:31 +0000

Ode to my cat by Lisa Simpson

I once had a cat named snowball she died she died
My mother told me she’s sleeping she lied she lied
Why oh why is my cat dead
Could that Chrysler had killed me instead?

By: Russell Jernee

Russell Jernee — Tue, 17 Mar 2020 19:25:38 +0000

Abraham: Death, there it is, death!

By: Señor Spielbergo

Señor Spielbergo — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 20:30:29 +0000

Of course, this episode starts off with a funeral (Marge’s aunt Gladys)…