Comments on: I will not prescribe medication https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-prescribe-medication/season-4/185/ Archive of Bart Simpson's Blackboard Writings Tue, 18 Jun 2019 19:52:08 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.8.2 By: Russell https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-prescribe-medication/season-4/185/#comment-1319 Tue, 18 Jun 2019 19:52:08 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=185#comment-1319 Side effects of chillaxodol include Headaches, painful spasms, dry mouth, whiskers, Musical flatulence, involuntary Memphis juking, sudden relocation, and Dolphining.
In The Simpsons season 30 finale Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion, Marge prescribes Bart to take a new drug called chillaxodol and weans him from his old medication Focusyn.
Chillaxodol contains side effects including:

Headaches- Bart groans
Painful spasms- Bart babbles
Dry mouth- Bart has a dry mouth and drinks buzz cola
Whiskers- Bart grows whiskers and mews
Musical flatulence- Bart farts
Involuntary Memphis juking- Bart breakdances
Sudden relocation- disappears and reappears
Dolphining- Bart acts like a dolphin

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