Comments on: I will not get very far with this attitude https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-get-very-far-with-this-attitude/season-2/79/ Archive of Bart Simpson's Blackboard Writings Mon, 23 Nov 2020 10:40:15 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.8.2 By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-get-very-far-with-this-attitude/season-2/79/#comment-1070 Mon, 23 Nov 2020 10:40:15 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=79#comment-1070 In three dreams denied, Lisa meets a new kid in her School Band named Blake and she challenges him to keep or lose her spot while Bart is given a Rolle in a cartoon AS a voice over artist

]]> By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-get-very-far-with-this-attitude/season-2/79/#comment-1069 Thu, 19 Nov 2020 04:53:34 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=79#comment-1069 Bart becomes a professional BMX biker in the Springfield extreme BMX championships and he wins then he opens a bike shop in tribute to his deceased and cryogenically frozen grandpa.

At Bart’s BMX competition Maggie shows off her pennant twirling skills and she is awarded the best twirling trophy
Luann and Kirk throw a graduation Party for Milhouse to send Kearny off to the military and Kearny meets his grandson.

Bart throws a house Party and gets his first kiss fron either Sherri or Terri then Lisa sabotages Bart’s third jump and costs him the championship

]]> By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-get-very-far-with-this-attitude/season-2/79/#comment-1068 Thu, 19 Nov 2020 04:46:56 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=79#comment-1068 Bart becomes a professional BMX biker in the Springfield extreme BMX championships and he wins then he opens a bike shop in tribute to his deceased and cryogenically frozen grandpa.

At Bart’s BMX competition Maggie shows off her pennant twirling skills and she is awarded the best twirling trophy
Luann and Kirk throw a graduation Party for Milhouse to send Kearny off to the military and Kearny meets his grandson.

]]> By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-get-very-far-with-this-attitude/season-2/79/#comment-1067 Thu, 19 Nov 2020 03:31:33 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=79#comment-1067 Bart becomes a professional BMX biker in the Springfield extreme BMX championships and he wins then he opens a bike shop in tribute to his deceased and cryogenically fron grandpa.

At Bart’s BMX competition Maggie shows off her pennant twirling skills and she is awarded the best twirling trophy
Luann and Kirk throw a graduation Party for Milhouse to send Kearny off to the military and Kearny meets his grandson.

]]> By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-get-very-far-with-this-attitude/season-2/79/#comment-1066 Tue, 12 Mar 2019 13:45:58 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=79#comment-1066 For the plot of the episode The Girl’s in the Band, The episode Plot does not focus on Lisa Simpson or her life and career as a member of the Springfield elementary school band but she does get a chance to be a professional Philharmonic Orchestra Saxophonist in the capital city Philharmonic.

]]> By: Russell jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-get-very-far-with-this-attitude/season-2/79/#comment-1065 Wed, 30 Jan 2019 07:20:28 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=79#comment-1065 Speaking of fame and hitting the big time Bart Simpson was up in consideration for the role of Fall Out Boy in the movie adaptation of radioactive man but he loses the role to Milhouse Van Houten, Moe Szyslak was one of the Original little rascals but he was fired for killing the original Alfalfa as the kid playing Alfalfa stole his routine bit and got a faceful of soot when he fell for the “Marble in the exhaust pipe and faceful of soot” trick.
Smelly: You stole my bit!
Casting director: oh my God, he’s killed the original alfalfa!

]]> By: Russell jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-get-very-far-with-this-attitude/season-2/79/#comment-1064 Wed, 30 Jan 2019 06:59:10 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=79#comment-1064 “I can’t believe I fell for the ‘glamour of being a television superstar’
trick!”

]]> By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-get-very-far-with-this-attitude/season-2/79/#comment-1063 Sat, 26 Jan 2019 19:25:57 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=79#comment-1063 In the Beverly Hillbillies down under, Jethro Bodine tells granny he’s going to be a professional digeridoo player then Daisy May snaps his digeridoo in wto angrily and says “Now, it’s a digeri-don’t!”

]]> By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-get-very-far-with-this-attitude/season-2/79/#comment-1062 Sat, 12 Jan 2019 12:57:42 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=79#comment-1062 In December of last year on December 12, 2018 Simpsons voice actor cast member comedian Harry Shearer did a Off color, raunchy joke Routine about men’s panties and women’s panties and I thought it was funny so I started laughing then went back in the 90s the place where Mom worked at hard rock Hotel used to be like the brown derby in Los Angeles because my mother had many famous celebrities eat there. One time my mother was working, She was waiting on David Silverman and this man wearing a Simpson‘s Jean jacket went up to her and said “my name is David Silverman I work on the show The Simpsons.“ Then my mom told David she wouldn’t let me watch the Simpsons Because the show was screwed and inappropriate for children And murdered major characters on the show And the producers made fun of John Lennon’s second wife Yoko Ono with a character named Kako. Then David Silverman became really offended and Mom told him I was into Sherlock Holmes I used to dress up as him And I had the coat, The hat and the pipe for those of you who do not know who is Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes is a drug addict and his assistant Dr. Watson was his drug dealer then David Silverman took a menu and folded it in half and he drew A 100% exact Lifelike drawing of Bart as Sherlock Holmes sitting in his arm chair smoking a pipe with a violin next to the chair And he slimed need to Russell your Pal David Silverman with Bart saying “quick milhouse the needle!”

]]> By: Señor Spielbergo https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-not-get-very-far-with-this-attitude/season-2/79/#comment-1061 Mon, 27 Dec 2010 03:14:32 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=79#comment-1061 “Added extra clap… not college material.” – Bart’s kindergarten teacher, “Lisa’s Sax”

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