Comments on: I will never win an Emmy https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-never-win-an-emmy/season-5/258/ Archive of Bart Simpson's Blackboard Writings Tue, 15 Jan 2019 00:02:18 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.8.2 By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-never-win-an-emmy/season-5/258/#comment-1325 Tue, 15 Jan 2019 00:02:18 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=258#comment-1325 “It’s an honor to be nominated, but a bitch to lose.”- Al Jean: Springfield Confidential

]]> By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-never-win-an-emmy/season-5/258/#comment-1324 Mon, 31 Dec 2018 16:05:59 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=258#comment-1324 In a montage of award shows, the main title theme from Jurassic Park and Jurassic World plays in the background and the montage shows Homer taking the blimpy award (aka the golden blimp) at the Children’s Choice Awards, and Bart gets slimed then Bart signs his name and makes hand prints in the cement at Grauman’s Chinese theatre in Hollywood and Homer prints his hands and signs his name in the cement then at the Kennedy Center Honors, Homer wins an award an Bart gets a shower of slime.

]]> By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-never-win-an-emmy/season-5/258/#comment-1323 Mon, 31 Dec 2018 15:44:38 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=258#comment-1323 Bart: This is insane he didn’t show up for work he bad-mouthed the movie on Jimmy Fallon, and now he’s hogging all the credit

]]> By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-never-win-an-emmy/season-5/258/#comment-1322 Mon, 31 Dec 2018 15:42:48 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=258#comment-1322 After Homer accepts his golden globe award, he gives an acceptance speech saying “I have many people to thank,
Angry Dad’s voice is part Walter Matthau, “Hey Felix.” Part little Richard “Whoo” and a little bit of Snoopy when he cries. (Snoopy crying)

Award ceremony attendees in audience laugh

]]> By: Russell Jernee https://bartsblackboard.com/i-will-never-win-an-emmy/season-5/258/#comment-1321 Sun, 30 Dec 2018 13:18:58 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=258#comment-1321 At the Emmys, Hank Azaria won the Emmy for best voice-over performance for the Simpsons short, Homer fixes his kitchen in the episode, gal of constant sorrow as the home and kitchen foundation repair tutorial guide and Dan Castellaneta won the category’s Emmy award for his overreactive dramatism as Homer Simpson in the short, and Al Clausen took the Emmy award for best outstanding composing and best overall music in a animated short for Homer Fixes His Kitchen in the episode, Gal of Constant Sorrow. In the episode Angry Dad: The Movie, the internet short series turned movie, Angry Dad wins a golden globe for best animated short and Bart Simpson accepts the award as the orchestra plays the Simpsons theme song and at the Oscars, Angry Dad wins the oscar for animated short film in 40 minutes or less beating out Condiments and Willis and Crumble in Better Gnomes and Gardens, Homer Simpson accepts the award by doing his man of three voices routine, impersonating Walter Matthau, Little Richard, and Snoopy.

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