Season 5 – BartsBlackboard.com https://bartsblackboard.com Archive of Bart Simpson's Blackboard Writings Tue, 14 Dec 2021 20:20:29 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.8.2 Five days is not too long to wait for a gun https://bartsblackboard.com/five-days-is-not-too-long-to-wait-for-a-gun/season-5/298/ https://bartsblackboard.com/five-days-is-not-too-long-to-wait-for-a-gun/season-5/298/#comments Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:01:05 +0000 http://thesimpsons.jaxon.se/?p=298

From: Secrets Of A Successful Marriage Season 5, Episode 22

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From: Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Season 5, Episode 22

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From: Lady Bouvier’s Lover Season 5, Episode 21

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From: Lady Bouvier’s Lover
Season 5, Episode 21

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From: The Boy Who Knew Too Much Season 5, Episode 20

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From: The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Season 5, Episode 20

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From: Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song Season 5, Episode 19

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From: Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
Season 5, Episode 19

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From: Burns’ Heir Season 5, Episode 18

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From: Burns’ Heir
Season 5, Episode 18

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From: Bart Gets An Elephant Season 5, Episode 17

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From: Bart Gets An Elephant
Season 5, Episode 17

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From: Homer Loves Flanders Season 5, Episode 16

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From: Homer Loves Flanders
Season 5, Episode 16

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From: Homer And Apu Season 5, Episode 13

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From: Homer And Apu
Season 5, Episode 13

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From: Bart Gets Famous Season 5, Episode 12

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From: Bart Gets Famous
Season 5, Episode 12

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From: Homer The Vigilante Season 5, Episode 11

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From:  Homer The Vigilante
Season 5, Episode 11

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